ROAD RAGE I'm late for an appointment Get out of my way! You're going to slow Many expletives I say The limit says sixty You're going forty-two This Jaguar behind me Is up my wazoo I step on the gas The signal turns yellow I race through the light With a roar and a bellow Now settling back down In my sleek Chevrolet The sign I just passed Says "construction delay" On the side of the road Lies a new fender bender Better YOU, than ME fellow Driving a dealership lender Now just let me pass Please let me through I'll be on my way And out of this zoo Now picking up speed Trying to keep pace I look in the mirror And powder my face Oh no, a police car You idiot, you jerk I'm in a great hurry I'm late for work Yes sir, officer What's that you say? You said I was speeding And now I must pay You idiot, you moron I say under my breath Someday you'll get yours A fate worse than death Copyright © 2001 Twisted Dreams & Karen Gretencord. All rights reserved. Reproduction is strictly prohibited.